For your reading pleasure...let me share with you a snippet of a conversation I had with my precious one today. She was calling from Arizona...
Precious one: OUCH!!!
Mrs. Ruchus: What happened precious one?!?
PO: A Raindrop just hit me in the eye!
MR: Oh? It's raining there?
PO: Yes, we're (using that term loosely) driving papa's car and we don't know how to use the air conditioning or the window wipers so we're driving with the window's down and a raindrop just hit me in the eye.
MR: (sighs and says Good Lord under her breath) Precious one, tell your sister to pull over and look for the window wipers on the turn signal.
PO: She found them, but now they only turn on every once in a while
MR: Yes Precious One, that is the delay, tell her to turn it farther and they'll turn on.
PO: Ok Mom, but we're home now....bye.
And so it goes...another gray hair was added today.