My butt's small in a different way

I cracked up today and had to share with you my new saying. I have suffered from super flat butt syndrome my whole life. Not much I can do about it, my mom has it, I have it and Steph has it...we all just have flat butts. So today, I went into the kitchen at work to get lunch, when another girl I work with bumped butts with me by accident. I said to her jokingly, "That always happens because my butt's so small!" She replied, "My butt's small in a different way!" Which cracked my up, because she is a big girl! 6 feet tall! I told her, "That's it! That's my new saying, when my husband comments about my butt, I'll just say, My butt's small in a different way!"